The Most Unbelievable Video You've Seen... Ever

I didnt feel the need to preface this vid with anything as it speaks for itself.
I will however apologize for taking every 100th post. Sorry Adri... you can have 400 and 500!

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I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC...

...have a seat.

PS Efren, why is there already a tag for Chris Hansen?

Bonus Hansen Soundboard

Solid Skull

Sideshow Collectibles has a knack for putting out awesome products. They also have a knack for over-pricing them! Check our these badass RAH figures of my favorite videogame hero, Solid Snake, in tiger stripe and skull face-paint.
Solid Snake is so super cool. I often wonder who would win in a fight between Solid Snake, Boba Fett, Roland Deschain, Spike Spiegel, Aang and Michael Jordan.

Heartbreak Pianist

This poor kid doesnt take rejection well.

I guess hearbreak knows no language-barrier.

Heroes in a Half-Shell!

The Ninja Turltes will soon be featured in a Smash Brothers-esque beat 'em up featuring characters from the TMNT universe. This sounds like a great idea, but whats with all the Smash Bros. references? The official title is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash Up, but thats not all! Whatch this trailer and tell me the last bit of type isn't yet another reference to the Smash Bros. franchise.

More Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Smash-Up Info

...and who else thinks that Krang should be in a damn yellow robot suit with a creepy egg-head on top and not some metal gray mech suit?

This can't be real.

I was gonna post the new teaser trailer for The Last Airbender... but then I came across this video on Gametrailers and I felt compelled to post it instead. I almost hesistate to put it up however because, well, its pretty bizarre. Take a look for yourself.

Video Games | WoW Freakout

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Did that kid try and shove a tv remote up his butt?

The Art of Fighting Without Fighting?

One of my favorite clips from Enter the Dragon:

For some reason, I get a real kick out of repeating this jackasses line delivery. Side note: on Youtube I actually typed in "The art of Fighting..." and before I could finish it auto completed it with "...without fighting." More Bruce Lee after the jump.Yes, I'm aware the one of the clips repeats on the second vid.

Call of Duty: World at War: The Mini-Series?

Tom Hanks and Steven Spieldberg are at it again. If you've been hankering for a second helping of Band of Brothers-like entertainment than look no further than this link... which has a quicktime promo for The Pacific. I'm definitely gonna watch this just because I'm so in to Call of Duty: World at War, but if Band of Brothers is any indication... we're in for a real treat.

Larry the Cable Guy

I mean Larry David was on Conan last night. This guy is perpetually negative... and hilarious. Enjoy! (part 2 after the jump)

What a Tease!

Olivia Munn, love her or hate her, has landed herself a spread in Playboy magazine. Maybe I don't understand the purpose of the magazine but three girls next door told me there was nudity in it. This is not the case with miss Munn who will appear sans nudity. This one is for you Eleni.

Video Games - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

There was a comment on the page I got this from that read: "At least its not Skeletor, I mean Morgan Webb."

1:05 FTW!

This video raises more questions than it answers.

Side-Scrollin Shell Shock!

Side-scrolling beat 'em ups, for all their repetitive gameplay, are some of the most fun games to play with your buddies. With the advent of accessible multiplayer, I think its time for a major renaissance of the genre... which I think is already beginning! Games that should be remade in badass HD graphics after the jump!
Unfortunately this is the best video of the Simpsons arcade that I could find... the guy who made the video is playing as all four characters at once.

Final Fight is one of my favorites. My memories of the game are limited to the SNES version however that doesnt make it any less AWESOME. I used to hate the boss characters that had like seven life bars stacked on top of one another.

How bout an awesome Mash-up of legendary beat 'em ups!?

Loyal Triplechimp readers, what games do you think should be remade?

The Beatles RB Opening Cinematic

I had looked for this before but couldn't find an embeddable version. Thank you YouTube! Here it is. I think it's fantastic. As a matter of fact I kind of wish that they would have used this art style for the actual game. Sweetness follows:

Three Good Things = One Awesome Thing

In this case its one part Lego, one part Star Wars and one part Eddie Izzard (or three parts awesome).

Cycling Web Comics

Here are a few web comics from Versus.com. Versus is the channel that shows the Tour de France. They aren't amazing, but I still think it's cool that Versus is giving cycling more attention even though it's buried behind fishing and bullriding. Unfortunately they are autostart, so you have to deal with that. Check 'em after the jump.

Update: It didn't let me put up all three vids. Guess you'll have to go to go here to watch the rest.

MO 93

Apparently the Swedes have been keeping a bicycle infantry unit up to the 90's. How cool is that? This bike could carry up to 300 lbs.


Here are some parts and the different chainrings they used.

Ode to the Bicycle, Pablo Neruda

Oda a la bicicleta Iba por el camino crepitante: el sol se desgranaba como maíz ardiendo y era la tierra calurosa un infinito círculo con cielo arriba azul, deshabitado. Pasaron junto a mí las bicicletas, los únicos insectos de aquel minuto seco del verano, sigilosas, veloces, transparentes: me parecieron só lo movimientos del aire. Obreros y muchachas a las fábricas iban entregando los ojos al verano, las cabezas al cielo, sentados en los élitros de las vertiginosas bicicletas que silbaban cruzando puentes, rosales, zarza y mediodía Pensé en la tarde cuando los muchachos se laven, canten, coman, levanten una copa de vino en honor del amor y de la vida, y a la puerta esperando la bicicleta inmóvil porque sólo de movimiento fue su alma y allí caída no es insecto transparente que recorre el verano, sino esqueleto frío que sólo recupera un cuerpo errante con la urgencia y la luz, es decir, con la resurrección de cada día.

Ode to Bicycles I was walking down a sizzling road: the sun popped like a field of blazing maize, the earth was hot, an infinite circle with an empty blue sky overhead. A few bicycles passed me by, the only insects in that dry moment of summer, silent, swift, translucent; they barely stirred the air. Workers and girls were riding to their factories, giving their eyes to summer, their heads to the sky, sitting on the hard beetle backs of the whirling bicycles that whirred as they rode by bridges, rosebushes, brambles and midday. I thought about evening when the boys wash up, sing, eat, raise a cup of wine in honor of love and life, and waiting at the door, the bicycle, stilled, because only moving does it have a soul, and fallen there it isn’t a translucent insect humming through summer but a cold skeleton that will return to life only when it’s needed, when it’s light, that is, with the resurrection of each day.

- Pablo Neruda, 1956

If Only Our Cops Were As Nice as Those in Denmark

I Couldn't Resist

What a great way to start a Friday.

Pretty sure this is one of the most innovative games I've ever played... ever. Too bad it became a victim of its own incredible awesomeness.

Naaaaaa Na Na NaNa Katamari Damacy

HADOUKEN!!!

Superdrome, Here I Come.

I am going to the velodrome for the first time this Saturday. Needless to say I am super excited. I recently saw this vid and thought you guys might like it. Hopefully I will be like these guys and not like the picture after.

World Masters Track Championships 2009 from John Colette on Vimeo.

Mark, I mean Zack, on Late Night

Zack Morris visits Jimmy Fallon's set. Awesomeness ensues.

Tonight at 10...

...Sokka of the Water Tribe.
The actor that plays Sokka in the upcoming "The Last Airbender," Jackson Rathbone, stopped by the local newscast of the town in which the production is currently shooting. See for yourself after the jump! (Disclaimer: the video plays by itself)

Carl Fredricksen, in Lego

I have to say that I loved this movie. Unfortunately I didn't see it in 3D. This pic is going to have to suffice. I've always loved LEGO, even joining the LEGO Fanatics when I was young. Efren, remember that shitty iron on yellow shirt I had? Enjoy the pic.



PS There is a Lego shop opening up in the Dallas mall, can't wait.

The Invisible Speed Bump

Besides the fact that I despise the fact that FailBlog appropriates videos as their own by putting a dumb logo on the video, this is pretty funny. But seriously, what the heck just happened.

Ill Never Go Swimming Again...

...just kidding. A new Final Destination movie is upon us and this time its in 3-D! In the category of horror-movies-with-endless-sequels-involving-gruesome-deaths I'd have to go with Final Destination(1 & 2) over Saw or any of its other horrific brethren. Heck, I still remember watching the first Final Destination at the theaters. My favorite scenes are always the initial "event" that is foreseen by some unlucky soul. For future reference, if you're ever in a public place and some good looking person starts freaking out and trying to get everyone out of the area... just stay. Let it happen. Otherwise... well just watch the trailer. (or revisit 1 & 2)The Final Destination trailer in HD
By the way, did you guys notice the definitive "The" in front of the title.

This Just In: Devo not chosen for new Castlevania BGM

This trailer really is getting me excited for a new Castlevania game. To be honest, I never thought that the whip was any fun after the last 2D game. It just seemed clumsy. Thats part of the reason that I liked Symphony of the Night so much. On the other hand, the fighting mechanics seems almost God of War-like. Definitely a good thing to copy. I guess we'll find out later. Some screen grabs after the jump.

The Future of Cycling

No words are needed.

I am So gonna weigh Temo...

...On the new Wii Fit Plus. In case you dont know what the eff I'm talking about, watch this:"

Video Games | Wii Fit Plus | E3 09: Debut Trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Then hit the jump for badass Uncharted 2 and Professor Layton 2 trailers!"

Video Games | Uncharted 2: Among Thieves | E3 09: Snow Barrens Trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

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Video Games | Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box | E3 09: Animated Trailer

XBox 360 | Playstation 3 | Nintendo Wii

Turn Around!

As my experience with FPS's is limited to Call of Duty titles, this vid hits close to home. I hate effin' campers. This is epic:

Watch Arrogant Call of Duty: World at War Kill on CollegeHumor

Collegehumor had this vid up and one of the comments underneath was "That guy got pwned all the way back to Modern Warfare."