Monday, May 4, 2009

Ode to the Cheddar Baked Biscuit.

The following is a poem dedicated to those delicious Pre-Meal delicacies known only as Cheddar Baked Biscuits which you get at Red Lobster. (The idea for this poem was inspired by the babiest of dolls.)


"Cheddar Baked Biscuits, how I love thee...

When I taste you, you are so salty,
When I bite into you, you are so flaky,
But most importantly you are also cheesy.

Cheddar baked biscuits, it is undeniable...
The pleasure you give is consistently reliable.

Cheddar baked biscuits, you are so edible...
My girlfriend thinks you are truly incredible.

Cheddar baked biscuits, there is but one thing I implore:
'Help me get my waiters attention, so I can order more.'"

-Efren

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT!! YOU ARE AWESOME!

Unknown said...

That is one of the best poems I have ever read. I couldn't agree more with you, either.

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