Life Lessons from the BATTLEFIELD (of Bad Co. 2)

Heya guys!

Did I ever tell you about the time I single-handedly defeated an enemy team of seven, that included NO LESS than four level 50 soldiers?

Let me set the stage for ya. I was playing ATTACKERS on Rush mode. Atacama desert. We had gotten 'em down to their very last two M-Comm stations, but as the DEFENDERS decimated our reserves (they were, after all, a hefty team of level 50s), most of my teammates dropped out, leaving me utterly alone to win the fight (or die). They had me pinned down at our deployment. Insta-kills on spawning with close to 10 reserve units left on my one-man ATTACKER team. Three tanks, an Apache, and 3 ground troops were barreling down on me when lo' and behold... the game finally decided to spawn me far enough away from my enemies that I was able to sneak off onto their ENTIRELY UNDEFENDED base! The time it took me to cross that final, zero-cover patch of desert felt like an eternity. I was just WAITING for the moment when that sniper bullet dropped me to the ground... Moments later, I'd set both M-Comm bombs, hid by Alpha, and waited. They never made it.

Just goes to show ya, when the chips are down and the odds are against ya, keep pushin' through. Cheese-y, I know, but nevertheless true. And the feeling of accomplishment afterwards? Incomparable.

Proof after the jump.