...stay because flesh-eating Zombies devour you. Now that I mention it, do zombies poop? I mean if they eat and eat for eternity do they eventually defecate the deceased? Anyway, the real reason for this post is because a sequel to "Dead Rising" (which was originally exclusive to the Xbox 360) will be released on all platforms. Part one took place inside of a shopping mall and the sequel will take place in a super casino.
This makes me happy because I saw Adrian play this game a lot and I always wanted to give it a go. Ill never forget when Adri took to about 50 zombies with the business end of an industrial strength lawnmower contraption out in the shopping mall courtyard... a lot of good zombies re-died that day.
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Whats so fun about killing zombies?? Maybe I should give one of these games a try and find out... Efren, hand over the controller!
hahaha... you got it baby!
I did enjoy playing this game. There was one MAJOR flaw though. If you didn't have an HD tv you couldn't bloody read the text on the screen. I had no idea where to go, what to do or who to save. I eventually gave up on it. When I finally got my super heavy, shitty HD CRT I could still only kind of make out what it said. The text is just too small. Anyways, the game gets boring when you don't know what to do. I ended up going to a different part of the mall and getting my ass handed to me by waaayyyyy too many zombies and crazy clown. My guy wasn't experienced enough. I didn't have the extra moves.
Speaking of extra moves, why is it that games demand that you "learn" new moves. I'm pretty sure that Frank could walk on Zombies right of the bat. Maybe he was just too scared to try. And also, why is it that killing more zombies all of a sudden makes you a ninja, the average person can't do jumping front snap kicks.
Also...
She said the controller, Efren. Not your manhoods in a jar.
Dude... Zombies can't poop. Their guts don't work anymore. They're dead. Sheesh.
I didnt know that manhoods was plural. Unless of course you're referring to my three extra sets of testicles.
Also, my question remains: How do zombies dispose of their waste?
I said manhoods so I wouldn't have to say testicles, balls, nuggets, nuts, ball bearings... you get the idea.
As for the Zombies, they don't. Their waste accumulates and leads to more decay. Maybe it's the virus that infects them that is eating up whatever it is in brains that tastes so good.
If it isn't a virus zombie, ie Genie from Aladdin bringing back from the dead, "I don't like doing it," maybe their GI is still intact. Hence they could poop if they wanted. If they can use their muscles to walk, they can use their sphincters to not allow poop to dribble down their legs.
Then again, they are already decaying, so maybe you wouldn't be able to smell it anyways.
*bringing them back from the dead*
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