Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Why I Dont Enjoy Pooping at Work...


Here are a few reasons why I hate having a BM while at work in the lovely Edinburg City Hall.
  • without fail there is urine on the toilet seat.
  • the paper is rough as hell.
  • the state of the art Niagra Falls flushing system (thats not really what its called) always splashes water onto my hind quarters.
  • and if that isnt enough, the lights are on a timer which means that if I take a long time on the can, ill soon be in the dark. To make matters worse, the damn sensor doesnt see into the stall. I have to take my coat into the bathroom so I can wave it around in the air in order to get the damned lights to come back on.
Anyway, thats enough about pooping.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Ayy Efren. Nothing like a poop post to get your appetite up for lunch. I feel your pain. The bathrooms at the med school far from the cleanest I've ever seen. You'd think that Med students would be a little cleaner than the average person. Then again, there is my ex roommate.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious!! I'm sure my office-mate didn't appreciate the bursts of laughter! I absolutely love you, my pooping machine.
PS Great picture!

Unknown said...

You know, I actually saw a documentary on this elephant. They really taught it to poop in a toilet. A functioning toilet!

Unknown said...

And the elephant flushes too. Can't remember if he puts the seat back down after peeing though.

Efren said...

You must be confused Adrian, this is a picture I took at Eleni's apartment. JUUUUUST KIDDING. (I hope Eleni doesnt read this, I just couldnt resist)

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